Guys.. remember in my earlier post when i mentioned about Jervois rumoured to have special powers after his unfortunate incident in his childhood.. we refused to face it... the world is just not ready to accept such 'DIFFERENCES'.. well... up to today all we heard was just rumours and small isolated incidents that cannot be used as evidences to proof it.... for example all the Dark Ages and he claiming that people around him who pissed him off having suffered strokes and Car accidents.......... and his sinister smile everytime after it happens everytime... but NO.. its not enough.. we refused to believe it.. but now... today.. 25th June 2007... shall be the day we all have to face the truth.. no more running away.. after this incident..... we shall call it... the ' 630pm screw-job'.

it all started back on 23th June.. Saturday.. All Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan wanted to do was to finally watch his RAW is War episode after 2 LONG yrs.. especially since its WWE draft-pick 2007.. all melvin did was to watch a little too long... leaving the house a little too late and hence met up with jervois a little too late.. but no... jervois just refused to accept any explainations... we tried to calm him down.. but to no avail... the 1 thing we were dreading came.. the Dark Ages.... why we know? well.. if u see his face then.. u'll know wad i mean... but lucky u.. i managed to snap a exclusive photo of him in action... well.. take a look and u know wad i mean..

well.. today.. while LCP Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan was serving the nation proudly by trying to remove the overhead projector in the meeting room.. ( that was after he was serving the nation proudly washing the toilet ) he stood on the table risking his neck for the greater good of the country.. but.. by some MYSTERIOUS force by SOMEONE ( look above. hint hint ) and suddenly.. his knees weak arms are heavy and there's blood on his sweater already.. den the table just broke and there melvin was.. with his quick reflexes.. jump to the table.. tryin to balance.. surfing like the Silver Surfer... but.. the MYTERIOUS force proves too powerful.. and melvin fell.. busted his ribs.. lying there unconcious.. barely breathing.. his '3 minutes' delicate lungs working overtime.. his life flashing by him.. and he whispered... ' Mark.. i'm sorry i disappointed u... i wish i can follow u to IMM to collect ur laptop if only i am given a 2nd chance now.........' then he fainted....

By some Divine Society intevention.. he woke up in A&E in Hospital.. with tubes and needles inside him.. not 1 hole.. not 2 not 4 but 3 holes!! then the doctor came with the dreaded news.. there were tears in his eyes after he heard it.. the Doctor said.. i'm sorry.... Mr Melvin atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan .. we'll be giving u 1 day MC and 1 week light duty. pls report back to camp tomorrow.. there's nothing wrong with u.. wake up your idea soldier!

So guys.. pissed the 200 pounds beauty at ur own risk.. u might just be monster- killed.. ownaged...........

-Mark-