Guys.. remember in my earlier post when i mentioned about Jervois rumoured to have special powers after his unfortunate incident in his childhood.. we refused to face it... the world is just not ready to accept such 'DIFFERENCES'.. well... up to today all we heard was just rumours and small isolated incidents that cannot be used as evidences to proof it.... for example all the Dark Ages and he claiming that people around him who pissed him off having suffered strokes and Car accidents.......... and his sinister smile everytime after it happens everytime... but NO.. its not enough.. we refused to believe it.. but now... today.. 25th June 2007... shall be the day we all have to face the truth.. no more running away.. after this incident..... we shall call it... the ' 630pm screw-job'.
it all started back on 23th June.. Saturday.. All Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan wanted to do was to finally watch his RAW is War episode after 2 LONG yrs.. especially since its WWE draft-pick 2007.. all melvin did was to watch a little too long... leaving the house a little too late and hence met up with jervois a little too late.. but no... jervois just refused to accept any explainations... we tried to calm him down.. but to no avail... the 1 thing we were dreading came.. the Dark Ages.... why we know? well.. if u see his face then.. u'll know wad i mean... but lucky u.. i managed to snap a exclusive photo of him in action... well.. take a look and u know wad i mean..
well.. today.. while LCP Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan was serving the nation proudly by trying to remove the overhead projector in the meeting room.. ( that was after he was serving the nation proudly washing the toilet ) he stood on the table risking his neck for the greater good of the country.. but.. by some MYSTERIOUS force by SOMEONE ( look above. hint hint ) and suddenly.. his knees weak arms are heavy and there's blood on his sweater already.. den the table just broke and there melvin was.. with his quick reflexes.. jump to the table.. tryin to balance.. surfing like the Silver Surfer... but.. the MYTERIOUS force proves too powerful.. and melvin fell.. busted his ribs.. lying there unconcious.. barely breathing.. his '3 minutes' delicate lungs working overtime.. his life flashing by him.. and he whispered... ' Mark.. i'm sorry i disappointed u... i wish i can follow u to IMM to collect ur laptop if only i am given a 2nd chance now.........' then he fainted....
By some Divine Society intevention.. he woke up in A&E in Hospital.. with tubes and needles inside him.. not 1 hole.. not 2 not 4 but 3 holes!! then the doctor came with the dreaded news.. there were tears in his eyes after he heard it.. the Doctor said.. i'm sorry.... Mr Melvin atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan .. we'll be giving u 1 day MC and 1 week light duty. pls report back to camp tomorrow.. there's nothing wrong with u.. wake up your idea soldier!
So guys.. pissed the 200 pounds beauty at ur own risk.. u might just be monster- killed.. ownaged...........
-Mark-
let your heart out.
Say say say! guess who's back ALL the way from down town Hong Kong! brave the bird flu and typhoon just to bring u this entry! ok.... enough crap...
today's entry shall be..... abt 21st June! it was yet another NO SHOW from the mouth of the north.. alrite.. lets start from the beginning shall we...
the day started off with the much acclaimed Tennis match of the CENTURY! ( btw do u know century egg is made with horse urine?) with the HOT favourites Mark 'Big papa Pump' Lim vs the HOT potato Jervois 'Toilet Pump' Chew.
well.. i'm sure the outcome of the match is DAMN obvious.. we all know who the winner will be rite?? but for the benefit of those a LITTLE slow ah.. lemme just say this.. judging from the amount of sweat both players had on the shirt.. we all can tell who's the one who could not catch up with the game and was struggling the whole time! ;) and guess wad... it was obviously some1 'Dark ages' again after the match cuz it rained immediately! hhahahah
and of course Angela was there to grace the court as welll! think jervois should go take some lessons from her first since she was a much tougher opponents! dun be fooled by her demure looks while playing in the picture.. if only i can get my hands on the video of her playing.. whoa!
after that we all went to meet Melvin for dinner at bishan for the FAMOUS chicken Rice. and melvin u Still Owe Angela $2!!!!!!!!!!!! haha..
since JiaWei was NoSHow and uncontactable and wasting our money talking to his voicemail instead and Yuanzhang having Watched the show already.. we thought.. Screw Neo again! hahah.. so the Fantastic 4 of us when to catch the show FANTASTIC 4! oh ya.. just to set the records straight.. i ACCIDENTALLY grab jervois 'handbrake' while reaching for the drink and it was just a COINCIDENCE that it happen when Jessica alba was on! hahahahah...
I shall end off here..its 2am and i'm tired after soccer... till next time!
-Mark Dx-
let your heart out.
Yoyoyo! Welcome guys to another edition of Screw Job Day!...the person screwed ( literally ) is NEO!!! and the theme for today is...TepenyakI! I'm sure the slideshow below will tingle your tastebuds..so come join us for the ride...C'est la vie! got to go for soccer! will edit more again later!!
let your heart out.
