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- The Laotekos
so no worries... i'm here to keep u all ( namely my fans ) entertained till he finally wakes up!
so.. todays theme will be..... lets get to know the laotekos better!! i shall give a brief intro to all of them..
1) Name : Neo Jia Wei
thats him right there. for all u faithful readers out there.. u may see a BIG contrast to the pic earlier of him in the prev. post.. well.. pls be assured that no editting of image or CGI or whatever technology has been applied to it. thats him right there. i would say he still looks more or less like that still... hmmmm....
2) Name: Melvin ' Lao Teko' Chan
firstly. i must apologize for the quality of the picture. thats the all famous melvin chan right there. after so many light yrs, he still look exactly the same! that same face and cheeky smile. i swear the water of eternal life can be found on the mother land.. PLANET ATAPCHI. where melvin really originated from. the poor boy.. everyday he has to take a Airbus.. den a spaceship.. just to reach planet earth everyday from his home. and the whole process takes at least 20 mins! which kinda explains why he's always late. unfortunately.. he hasnt been able to adapt completely to the earth atmosphere.. which resulted in his ' collasped lungs' and 3 min stamina, ' no cure' fevers which supposedly last for 2 week, etc.. now he has to take $200 ' xian dan' just to keep on going everyday... back to the topic. First sighting of melvin was back in Pri. 1 when a unlucky child name JERVOIS CHEW kena the medusa effect which scarred him.. BAD.. for life... ( u'll understand wad i mean when u see his pic. below later ).. it is said that melvin has this special ability.. to blend into his surrounding and morph into any1 he sees... an exclusive photo snapped will tell u the whole story.. prepare ur eyes for it... ( RA 21 )
3) Name: Jervois ' Mich Luver' aka. 'Horny Osbourne' ' 200 pounds beauty' Chew Chew to yum yum
see what i meant earlier? he was scarred.. so badly.. sigh.. that it just not right to post his actual photo up.. so lets just rememeber the jervois at his best looking so far.. just like in the picture.. in his days during his pri. school.......there were speculations that jervois claimed he went to Australia for a year back in pri. school.. but i think is that its all a conspiracy theory.. what really happened is that he was aducted by melvin into his spaceship call.. 'the pearly centre'. where he was given many anal probes and probe in the............... sigh..... that poor boy.. he was released after a yr. but we could all see that he is not normal again.. he tried to be.. but we all can see something was different about him when he returned in pri 6. we could all see that he keep getting ' THE DISEASE' in class for no reason. those frightening on-off darkages.. the multi colour changing phelms... he gain some new abilities during his tramatic times... he became powerful... the price to pay.. for power.. sigh...
this is a excellent example of a higher power level of the human species... i mean.. he is amazing.. he does things no ordinary human being can ever do or have ever done.....
just to state a few... lets see... he is able to play Minesweeper for hrs !! ( wah! wah! wow! wah! )
the ability to create huge thunderstorms around him better known as THE DARK AGES in just an instance.
but i have to say.. the most amazing of all is the uncanny ability.. of his mind.. to create the surrounding around him to whatever he wants! he is able to conjure up many phantom characters around him ( Miss X, Miss Mahjong, Miss Fishing ) and make it all so real which fooled us for so long! those Mocha brown eyes.. golden flowing hair... amazing...
4) Mark Lim Dao Xiang
oh wait.. shit.. we ran out of time.. gtg! hope u enjoyed the post...
to ensure the safety of my backside.. i shall not leave a name. so it could be just ANYONE who posted this! ANYONE ok! not me!!!!!!!!
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